jailbird chic: Lindsay Lohan wore Loubs to court...

I have so many feelings about this:

1. Seriously, we're doing this, again? Girlfriend needs to get her life together. For real this time.

2. God bless the courtroom sketch artist (Mona Shafer Edwards) who takes a moment to acknowledge a serious shoe when she sees one.

3. If it weren't for the frumpy guard with the utility belt, these could be regular fashion illustrations from someone like Inslee.

4. I guess if I didn't know the fate that awaited me after yet another ridiculous, drug-addled mistake-induced court appearance, I'd wear my most killer heels, too.

5. Do you think her mom will sell those on Ebay?

(Images via the Huffington Post)